"It is by no means, an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe

 

thatonesollux:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

[i]this is why we can’t have nice things[i/]

"Ay yo, I saw a big ASS spider, so the first thing I did was pull out my phone cuz ain’t nobody ‘bout to believe this shit! And if I see that spider again I’ma whoop. It’s. Ass!!"

mastergrandmaul:

thegrimsleeper:

How to make guests uncomfortable in your home

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

mastergrandmaul:

thegrimsleeper:

How to make guests uncomfortable in your home

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

rosesama35:

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m watching Big Ass Spider tonight on Syfy!

Okay this movie is actually pretty funny and I’m enjoying myself a lot.

Bedroom 4

apparitionism:

Time zones! They are insane! What day is it!?! Maybe Saturday? Closer to Sunday? Sweet baby Charles… anyway, here’s a part of the thing. The momentum may slow for the next couple days… because seriously, what day of the week is it? No clues. More things that occurred in bedrooms: part 1, part 2, and part 3.

Bedroom 4

Helena sat very quietly on Myka’s bed.

Myka paced back and forth in front of her.

“Myka, I didn’t mean—” Helena began.

“What did I just tell you?” Myka snapped.

“That you don’t want to hear my voice if it isn’t about the artifact.”

“So you do remember. Good.” Myka had stopped her pacing, but now she began again.

“About the artifact,” Helena said.

“What about the artifact?”

“I could think more clearly about the artifact if you would accept my apology.”

“Stop being clever,” Myka told her, severely.

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theclockstrkestwelve:


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

So what if you are sitting in the Chinese restaurant, you see this fortune and when you look up the Doctor is standing in the window with a big smile on his face waving his hand at you to come with him. 

theclockstrkestwelve:

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

So what if you are sitting in the Chinese restaurant, you see this fortune and when you look up the Doctor is standing in the window with a big smile on his face waving his hand at you to come with him. 

(Source: funnyorwtf)