"It is by no means, an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream." - Edgar Allan Poe

 

My #pokeweed is doing really well. Here are the first signs of its #flower! This stuff grows really fast! #gardening #SnapsFromTheGarden

My #pokeweed is doing really well. Here are the first signs of its #flower! This stuff grows really fast! #gardening #SnapsFromTheGarden

Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

(Source: neolution)

miss-nerdgasmz:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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It’s a new day, and I’m feeling pretty good!

Because there is no fundamental right to same-sex marriage and there are rational reasons for not recognizing it, just as there are rational reasons for recognizing it, I conclude that we, in the Third Branch, must allow the States to enact legislation on the subject in accordance with their political processes. The U.S. Constitution does not, in my judgment, restrict the States’ policy choices on this issue. If given the choice, some States will surely recognize same-sex marriage and some will surely not. But that is, to be sure, the beauty of federalism.

The people at my job seem really cool and I really want to nake friends with them, but I’m always worried that in actually 10 times more annoying than I realize.

davidsgorgeousaccent:

firefly827347:

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

There’s a Doctor Who joke here somewhere.

Well, it’s certainly morning. Let’s see how this day goes!