May 2013
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Something tumblr has taught me
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natashhha:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you...
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“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.
Watch me get none whatsoever
I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.
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helioscentrifuge:
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my little sister said i should get a job with tumblr staff to help pay for her going to college
and i was all like ‘hey i don’t have the skills to improve tumblr’
and she just looks me dead in the eye and says ‘it’s not like they do either’
i’m just sitting here in amazement like
so i just told her that this post has like seven...
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I’m in quite the writing mood. Anyone wanna send me some prompts?
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mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
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fasterfood:
drinking game: take two shots for every 1 shot u take
I’ve read this book several times and it still gets me pumped! #EndersGame #OrsonScottCard #books
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whimsicalspecks:
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tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
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merewuf:
kingcheddarxvii:
Who else winces in fear when a gang of 12-year-olds approaches
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quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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Friend: Being in a fandom can't be that bad
Me: I HAVE WATCHED FANDOMS FREEZE AND CREATIONS BURN
Me: I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
Me: I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Me: I know things, secrets that must never be told.
Me: Knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that will make ordinary people bleed!
Friend: ...
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youliketehhotdogs:
rosesama35:
Woohoo! Time to re-read Ender’s Game! Who wants to read with me?!
P.S: Guys, we should totally start a book club! Would anyone be interested in that?
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One person is on board! Anyone else? We can start with Ender’s Game, or any books that you like. But I think we should totally start with Ender’s Game because everyone needs that book their...
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
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fadenotfast:
My drag queen doesn’t need to be bothered with your frivolous hopes and dreams about its demise. Just because your drag queen cheated on you doesn’t make it right to make others’ feel bad about themselves.
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Woohoo! Time to re-read Ender’s Game! Who wants to read with me?!
P.S: Guys, we should totally start a book club! Would anyone be interested in that?
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Good, I’m glad they weren’t just going to forget about Hanna flipping out and wrecking her boyfriend’s car for a very poor reason.
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frezez:
ptilopsis:
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fuckyeahpikachuloving:
Chemistry is evil.
I give no reaction to this post.
I’d better keep an ion it
I’ve seen this post come up on my dash periodically.
I’m positive this comment won’t stay on here.
i’d make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon
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commanderlizabiz:
princeichi:
gosh thor followed me into the bathroom
and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.
oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images
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My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
geniusbillionairesassmaster:
I AM NO MAN
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I swear I don’t know where you people come from, but you’re awesome!
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Aang’s showing off those earth bending skills that Toph has been teaching him!
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Damnit! Now the Hookman is stuck in my head!
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thats-slightly-raven:
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
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So, I gave True Blood a try. Maybe it’s one of those shows where it takes half a season or a whole season to really get good, but I just couldn’t get past how dumb Sookie is.
